You know, with even high schools on the net now, wouldn't it be cool if
students compiled a secret mailing list/FAQ to recommend which teachers to
Presenting excerpts from the Lowell High School Teacher FAQ! We accept
submissions and updates! Any resemblance to actual people, living or dead
is purely coincidental.
Often said of her, "she's hard but good."
Average level of class participation. Highly sought after
Annoying trait: Doesn't like ripped notebook paper.
Recommendation: Take, if you'd rather learn than get good grades.
Bland, humorless, and authoritarian. Many
assignments bizarre and pointless. Professional to the
extreme--you'll never see him in anything but a suit, and
you'll never see him smile. High rate of essay exams.
Annoying trait: Locking you out if you're late.
Recommendation: Avoid at all costs!
One of the most popular. Easygoing
and pleasant manner. High level of participation. Most
of his sections will fill early. Applied Econ particularly fun.
Annoying trait: Resemblance to Woody Allen.
Pleasant Grandfatherly style. Very high
rate of participation. Well-respected, but not particularly
sought. Exams a mixture of m/c, filling, short answer, etc.
Annoying trait: Calls on you when you don't know answer
and are trying to avoid eye contact.
Recommendation: Take, if no choice.
Bland style and boring lectures. Not
exactly a master on the hipness scale. Personality will
put you to sleep. Voted most likely to be killed by Quarry.
Annoying trait: Fingers too big for calculator.
As with all female PE teachers, has a
high tendency to assign things like square dancing and tumbling.
Annoying trait: Doesn't teach actual =sports=.
Recommendation: Strong avoid.
Decent teacher with a laid-back
style. Classes are very hands-on. Often, grades based
on results rather than exams.
Annoying trait: Looks like a witch.
Recommendation: Lukewarm take.
Bleagh. Another of the Nerdsters.
Voted most likely to be the subject of a Far Side Cartoon.
Annoying trait: Doesn't own a mirror.
Recommendation: Avoid, unless you don't own a mirror.