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SHERM'S TOP TEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT YOSEMITE VALLEY
By SHERMAN WAN 10. The non-air conditioned car (yes, really). 9. "Ted Kennedy slept here" etched on cabin wall. 8. Snotty journalist-nephew's constant bragging while driving through burned-out zone. 7. Mistook bear trap for sensory deprivation chamber. 6. Hot babes in short shorts. 5. During dinner, kept blurting out, "Ahwahnee go home" in a drunken stupor.
4. Hookers, hookers, hookers! 3. Came all that way for a crummy HALF-a-dome. 2. Two words: Cold Sore. And the number one complaint about Yosemite Valley (drum roll) 1. Hey, what's with all the trees!!?
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